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Sarcastic Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 16
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every man I meet is in some way my superior.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
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Zora Neale Hurston
There is something about poverty that smells like death.
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Tori Amos
Musically, I always allow myself to jump off of cliffs. At least that's what it feels like to me. Whether that's what it actually sounds like might depend on what the listener brings to the songs.
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Unknown
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered -- either by themselves or by others.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
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Benjamin Franklin
He is ill clothed that is bare of virtue.
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Aristotle
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
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Lord Byron
With just enough of learning to misquote.
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Dorothy Sayers
The best remedy for a bruised heart is not, as so many people seem to think, repose upon a manly bosom. Much more efficacious are honest work, physical activity, and sudden acquisition of wealth.
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Samuel Butler
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
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Rev. Theodore Hegburgh
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
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