Aldous Huxley

You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but now, as yet, intelligent enough.

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Bertrand Russell

Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.

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George Bernard Shaw

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

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Margaret Hilda Thatcher

You don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.

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Max Weber

Every scientific fulfillment raises new questions; it asks to be surpassed and outdated.

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Leo Buscaglia

Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.

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Franklin D. Roosevelt

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.

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Sir William Bragg

The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.

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B. J. Gupta

There are two messages from theory of Karma. Our condition in this life is determined by our deeds in previous life. We must do good in this life to improve our conditions in next life.

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Wystan Hugh Auden

As a rule it was the pleasure haters that became unjust.

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Saint Jerome, Letter

A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.

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Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, 1957

It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener.

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