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Funniest Online Famous Quotations - 189
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Edgar Allan Poe
Sleep, those little slices of death, how I loathe them.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.
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C. S. Lewis
Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good.
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Author Unknown
Hatred is a boomerang which is sure to hit you harder than the one at whom you throw it.
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Glen Cook, The Black Company
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old, and that I know.
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Margaret Thatcher
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
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Sarah McLachlan
If you love large, you've got to hurt large. If you've got a lot of light, you've probably got an equal amount of darkness.
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Aesop
A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one thing or the other, and we then know how to meet him.
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Ursula K. LeGuin
Imagination grows by exercise and contrary to common belief is more powerful in the mature than in the young.
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Irwin Edman
The standardized American is largely a myth created not least by Americans themselves.
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Chinese Proverb
Use power to curb power.
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