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Sebastien-Roch Nicolas
If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor.
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William Wordsworth
What though the radiance which was once so bright Be not forever taken from my sight,
Though nothing can bring back the hour
Of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower;
Grief not, rather find,
Strength in what remains behind,
In the primal sympathy
Which having been must ever be,
In the soothing thoughts that spring
Out of Human suffering,
In the faith that looks through death
In years that bring philophic mind.
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Clement Atlee
Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking.
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Sophocles, Tiresias. Oedipus the King 315
How terrible it is to have wisdom when it does not benefit those who have it.
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Edward R. Murrow
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.
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Plato
He was a wise man who invented God.
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Rita Mae Brown
Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.
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Samuel Johnson
Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.
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Douglas Adams
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
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Christine Lane
Dedication and responsibility, Far beyond the laws governed by man, Releases the power within you, To attain all the wisdom of the universe.
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John Hay
All who think cannot but see there is a sanction like that of religion which binds us in partnership in the serious work of the world.
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