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Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, A Hundred Sayings
He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.
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Hector Berlioz
Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had no time to write down.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
A nation that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan.
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Max Beerbohm
People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table.
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Alighieri Dante
Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from The Eternal.
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Daisy Bates
What plays the mischief with the truth is that men will insist upon the universal application of a temporary feeling or opinion.
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John F. Kennedy, Inaugural Address, 1961
Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans, born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace, proud of our ancient heritage, and unwilling to witness or permit the slow undoing of those human rights to which this nation has always been committed, and to which we are committed today, at home and around the world!
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Saint Basil
Do not measure your loss by itself; if you do, it will seem intolerable; but if you will take all human affairs into account you will find that some comfort is to be derived from them.
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Herman Hesse
Our mind is capable of passing beyond the dividing line we have drawn for it. Beyond the pairs of opposites of which the world consists, other, new insights begin.
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Mark Twain
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
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Abbie Hoffman
Revolution is not something fixed in ideology, nor is it something fashioned to a particular decade. It is a perpetual process embedded in the human spirit.
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Isaac Bashevis Singer
People often say that humans have always eaten animals, as if this is a justification for continuing the practice. According to this logic, we should not try to prevent people from murdering other people, since this has also been done since the earliest of times.
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