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Funniest Online Famous Quotations - 139
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Callimachus (c. 260 B.C.)
A big book is a big bore.
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David Grayson
Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
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Raymond Chandler
She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.
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Al Franken
Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
We are not human beings on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Confidence contributes more to conversation than wit.
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Albert Camus
I know of only one duty, and that is to love.
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Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America 1835
There are now two great nations in the world, which starting from different points, seem to be advancing toward the same goal: the Russians and the Anglo-Americans...Each seems called by some secret design of Providence one day to hold in its hands the destinies of half the world.
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Mencius
Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able to act with vigor in what they ought to do.
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Joseph Schumpeter
The ballot is stronger than bullets.
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Edgar Allan Poe
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
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Italian Proverb
He that jokes confesses.
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