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Steven Wright
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
A stiff apology is a second insult. The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.
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Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.
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Rabbi Abraham Heschel
Self-respect is the fruit of discipline the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself.
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Paul Fussell
If you are an author and give one of your books to a member of the upper class, you must never expect him to read it.
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May Lamberton Becker
Filling a bookcase is like gathering a social circle.
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Aristotle, Rhetoric
A whole is that which has beginning, middle and end.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.
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Shunryu Suzuki
Without accepting the fact that everything changes, we cannot find perfect composure. But unfortunately, although it is true, it is difficult for us to accept it. Because we cannot accept the truth of transience, we suffer.
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Spanish Proverb
Take hold lightly let go lightly. This is one of the great secrets of felicity in love.
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Jane Wagner
Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool.
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Sean Stewart, Perfect Circle, 2004
The present is a rope stretched over the past. The secret to walking it is, you never look down.
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