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Edith Wharton
Another unsettling element in modern art is that common symptom of immaturity, the dread of doing what has been done before.
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Mark Twain
There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and finish the farce.
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William Shakespeare
Thy words, I grant are bigger, for I wear not, my dagger in my mouth.
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Lyndon Johnson
You do not examine legislation in the light of the benefits it will convey if properly administered, but in the light of the wrongs it would do and the harms it would cause if improperly administered.
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Glen Drake
The world has forgotten, in its concern with Left and Right, that there is an Above and Below.
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Henry David Thoreau
I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.
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Nora Roberts
Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice.
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George Washington
I know patriotism exists, and I know it has done much in the present contest. But a great and lasting war can never be supported on this principle alone. It must be aided by a prospect of interest, or some reward.
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Eric A. Burns, Gossamer Commons, 08-12-05
Greatness is more than potential. It is the execution of that potential. Beyond the raw talent. You need the appropriate training. You need the discipline. You need the inspiration. You need the drive.
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Thomas Hughes
Blessed are they who have the gift of making friends, for it is one of God's best gifts. It involves many things, but above all, the power of going out of one's self, and appreciating whatever is noble and loving in another.
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Arnold Toynbee
Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor.
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Cicero
A life of peace, purity, and refinement leads to a calm and untroubled old age.
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