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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Online Famous Quotations - 163

Francis Hutcheson

That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.


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Gilbert Keith Chesterton

People who make history know nothing about history. You can see that in the sort of history they make.


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Marquis de Flers Robert

Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.


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Phillip Lopate

The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than taking myself off to somewhere pleasant, where I am forced to stay for hours and 'have fun'.


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Ernest Hemingway

Be fully in the moment,open yourself to the powerful energies dancing around you.


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Bob Conklin

If human beings are perceived as potentials rather than problems, as possessing strengths instead of weaknesses, as unlimited rather that dull and unresponsive, then they thrive and grow to their capabilities.


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Robert Copeland

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.


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Cornelius Tacitus

I am my nearest neighbour.


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Baruch Spinoza

Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice.


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George Bernard Shaw

Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.


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Albert Einstein

The crippling of individuals I consider the worst evil of capitalism. Our whole educational system suffers from this evil. An exaggerated competitive attitude is inculcated into the student, who is trained to worship acquisitive success as a perparation for his future career.


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Unknown

That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.



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