Categories :
 
» Funny Quotes
» Random Shakespeare
» Quotation Generator
 
Quotes On :
 
» Absence

» Acting

» Actors and acting

» Adventure

» Advertising

» Age

» Ageing

» Aggression

» Altruism

» America and Americans

» Anarchy

» Anecdotes

» Animals

» Answers

» Apologies

» Appearance

» Aristocracy

» Bachelors

» More Topics

 
Random Quotes :
 
» Funny Quotes - 1

» Funny Quotes - 2

» Funny Quotes - 3

» Funny Quotes - 4

» Funny Quotes - 5

» Funny Quotes - 6

» Funny Quotes - 7

» Funny Quotes - 8

» Funny Quotes - 9

» Funny Quotes - 10

» Funny Quotes - 11

» Funny Quotes - 12

» Funny Quotes - 13

» Funny Quotes - 14

» Funny Quotes - 15

 
Great Quotes Sites :
 
» Birthday Quotes
» Famous Quotes
» Friendship Quotes
» Funny Quotes
» Inspirational Quotes
» Love Quotes
» Motivational Quotes
» Movie Quotes
» Quote Of The Day
» Quotations Online
» Top Sites
   
Funny-Quotes-Online.com
 

A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Very Funny Online Famous Quotations - 190

Kahlil Gibran

A poet is a bird of unearthly excellence, who escapes from his celestial realm arrives in this world warbling. If we do not cherish him, he spreads his wings and flies back into his homeland.


= = = = = = = = = =



John Andrew Holmes

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.


= = = = = = = = = =



Caesar Augustus, from Plutarch, Apothegms

Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young.


= = = = = = = = = =



Steven Wright, I Have a Pony

My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized bed.


= = = = = = = = = =



Garth Henrichs

One does not make friends. One recognizes them.


= = = = = = = = = =



Samuel Butler

Life is like music, it must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule. Nevertheless one had better know the rules, for they sometimes guide in doubtful cases, though not often.


= = = = = = = = = =



Unknown

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.


= = = = = = = = = =



Rita Rudner

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.


= = = = = = = = = =



Danish proverb

Every person is a fool in somebody's opinion.


= = = = = = = = = =



Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy

Through me you pass into the city of woe: Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric moved:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I shall endure.
All hope abandon, ye who enter here.



= = = = = = = = = =



The Hitopadesa

On the touchstone of misfortune a man discovers the strength of understanding and of spirit in kinsmen, wife, servants, and himself.


= = = = = = = = = =



Timothy Leary

Turn on, tune in and drop out.



<-- Previous     |     Next -->

 
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>

More Funny Quotations

 
Funny-Quotes-Online.com
 
 
 
Interesting :
 

 
Custom Search

 

 
   
 
© Website Design Copyright 2009 by Weird-Websites.info