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Franklin Thomas
One day our descendants will think it incredible that we paid so much attention to things like the amount of melanin in our skin or the shape of our eyes or our gender instead of the unique identities of each of us as complex human beings.
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Irish Proverb
Bricks and mortar make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Whenever anyone says 'I can't,' it makes me wish he'd get stung to death by about ten thousand bees. When he says 'I'll try,' five thousand bees. ('I can,' one bee.)
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I. F. Stone
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.
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John Steinbeck
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.
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Irwin Edman
Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.
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Frank Shutts
One very important ingredient of success is a good, wide-awake, persistent, tireless enemy.
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Orison Swett Marden
The Creator has not given you a longing to do that which you have no ability to do.
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Unknown
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art.
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Albert Einstein
Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me
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Voltaire
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
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e e cummings
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle any human being can fight and never stop fighting.
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