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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Online Famous Quotations - 127

Cherie Carter-Scott, "If Love Is a Game, These Are the Rules"

Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.


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Biologist P. B. Medawar

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.


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Sir Walter Scott

All men who have turned out worth anything have had the chief hand in their own education.


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Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Beneath the rule of men entirely great, The pen is mightier than the sword.


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Albert Camus

The temptation shared by all forms of intelligence cynicism.


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Hesiod

Observe due measure, for right timing is in all things the most important factor.


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Titus Livius, History

Better late than never.


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Lord Chesterfield

Common sense is the best sense I know of.


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Virgil

I have known sorrow and learned to aid the wretched.


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Italian Proverb

To a quick question, give a slow answer.


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Marcus Tullius Cicero

If you aspire to the highest place it is no disgrace to stop at the second, or even the third.


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Sir Winston Churchill, Radio speech, 1939

I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma: but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest.



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