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Voltaire
Doubt is not a pleasant condition but certainty is an absurd one.
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Epictetus
To a reasonable creature, that alone is insupportable which is unreasonable but everything reasonable may be supported.
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Seneca
Live among men as if God beheld you speak to God as if men were listening.
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Mahatma Gandhi
The future depends on what we do in the present.
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Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
Writing only leads to more writing.
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John Sloan
Consistency is the quality of a stagnant mind.
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Donna Summer
Sometimes I get bored riding down the beautiful streets of L.A. I know it sounds crazy, but I just want to go to New York and see people suffer.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're trying to remember a happy memory, don't think back to a time when you were ALSO thinking of a happy memory, because man, how long does this go on
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Persian Proverb
Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
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Larry Leissner
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.
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William Shakespeare
He was my friend, faithful, and just to meBut Brutus says, he was ambitious,And Brutus is an honorable man.He hath brought many captives home to Rome,Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill.Did this in Caesar seem ambitiousWhen the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept.Ambition should me made of sterner stuff,Yet Brutus says, he was ambitiousAnd Brutus is an honorable man.
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Vincent Van Gogh
What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything
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