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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Online Famous Quotations - 131

Franklin D. Roosevelt

As Americans, we go forward, in the service of our country, by the will of God.


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Emily Elizabeth Dickinson

That it will never come again is what makes life sweet.


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Brendan Behan

He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.


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Jean De La Fontaine

By the work one knows the workmen.


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Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Sympathy constitutes friendship but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole.


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Carmen Electra

You know criticism when you get into this business. You accept the bad with the good, the tabloids and the positive side of it.


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Frank Kingdon

Questions are the creative acts of intelligence.


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Marcus Aureluis

Nothing happens to any man that he is not formed by nature to bear.


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Walker Best

You never really know someone until you have been their friend.


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Frank Herbert, Dune (First Law of Mentat)

A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it.


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Friedrich Nietzsche

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.


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Seneca

We most often go astray on a well trodden and much frequented road.



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