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Funniest Online Famous Quotations - 129
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John Lehman
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
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Albert Einstein
Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are not even capable of forming such opinions.
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John Evans
The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You can't step on it. You can't go around it. You've got to get through it.
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Harriet
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
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Corazn Cojuangco Aquino
They came out in the millions to show their dogged support for the woman the dictatorship claimed it had defeated in the election.
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Henri Poincare
Thought is only a flash between two long nights, but this flash is everything.
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Marilyn Monroe
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. I can never be what I ought to be until you are what you ought to be. This is the interrelated structure of reality.
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Robert J. Sawyer, "Calculating God", 2000
How do you define God? Like this. A God I could understand, at least potentially, was infinitely more interesting and relevant than one that defied comprehension.
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Henry David Thoreau
Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
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Herman Melville
A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.
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Harriet Beecher Stowe
The truth is the kindest thing we can give folks in the end.
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