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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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The Talmud

For the sake of peace one may lie, but peace itself should never be a lie.


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Christopher Morley

There is only one success-to be able to spend your life in your own way.


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Richard Buckminster Fuller

Either war is obsolete or men are.


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Leonard Louis Levinson

History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.


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Albert Camus

Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us through all its mazes and meanderings, but leads none of us by the same route.


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Albert Einstein

All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.


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Lord Acton

Learn as much by writing as by reading.


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Jello Biafra

For every prohibition you create you also create an underground.


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Henry David Thoreau, Simplify Simplify

How sweet it would be to treat men and things, for an hour, for just what they are!


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E. M. Forster

Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe to possess internal order, and that is why, though I don't believe that only art matters, I do belive in Art for Art's sake.


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Taoist Proverb

The journey is the reward.


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Thomas Jefferson

Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark of the covenant, too sacred to be touched.



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