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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Online Famous Quotations - 181

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science does not know its debt to imagination. Goethe did not believe that a great naturalist could exist without this faculty.


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Jane Wagner, (and Lily Tomlin)

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.


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Warren Bennis

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality.


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William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet", Act 2 scene 1

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.


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Aristotle

Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities.


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Philip Gulley

Fear can keep us up all night long, but faith makes one fine pillow.


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William Shakespeare

How use doth breed a habit in a man.


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Evenus

Habit, my friend, is practice long pursued, that at last becomes man himself.


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Carl Gustav Jung

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart ... Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.


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Herodotus

Men trust their ears less than their eyes.


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Francesco Petrarch

Five enemies of peace inhabit with us--avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride if these were to be banished, we should infallibly enjoy perpetual peace.


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Charles De Gaulle

I predict you will sink step by step into a bottomless quagmire, however much you spend in men and money. (On Vietnam War)



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