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Orison Swett Marden
Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
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Lana Turner
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Ayn Rand, Anthem, 1946
I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction.
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Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me.
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Kurt Cobain
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
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Eric Hoffer
The poor on the borderline of starvation live purposeful lives. To be engaged in a desperate struggle for food and shelter is to be wholly free from a sense of futility.
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Alicia Barnhart
True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away.
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Bias
Make wisdom your provision for the journey from youth to old age, for it is a more certain support than all other possessions.
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Mark Twain
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you the one to slander you, and the other to get the news to you.
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Abraham Lincoln
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.
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Robert Half
What happens when the future has come and gone?
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Larry Wilde
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.
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