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Silly Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 12

The Seven Sages

Know thyself.


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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.


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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one.


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Lawana Blackwell

Propriety was a rigid master, but one that must be obeyed if one wanted to keep a sterling reputation.


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Putt\'s Law

Technology is dominated by two types of people those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.


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Benjamin Disraeli

A man can know nothing of mankind without knowing something of himself. Self-knowledge is the property of that man whose passions have their full play, but who ponders over their results.


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Russ Zandbergen

All dimensions are critical dimensions, otherwise why are they there?


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Simone Weil, Gravity and Grace, 1947

Evil when we are in its power is not felt as evil but as a necessity, or even a duty.


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Barbara Hoffman

Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey!


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Kahlil Gibran

Education sows not seeds in you, but makes your seeds grow.


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Dag Hammarskjld

For all that has been, thanks. For all that will be, yes.


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Juvenal

Nature never says one thing, Wisdom another.



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