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Mort Sahl
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
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Kathleen Norris
Changing husbands is only changing troubles.
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Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria
Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon
If your religion does not make you holy, it will damn you. It is simply painted pageantry to go to hell in.
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John Quincy Adams
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
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Airplane
Ted Striker It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.
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Andy Anderson
The origin of every excuse is the failure to do something.
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William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice", Act 1 scene 3
My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand me that he is sufficient.
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Alfred North Whitehead
Through and through the world is infested with quantity. To talk sense is to talk quantities, It is no use saying the nation is large- how large? It is no use s aying that radium is scarce- how scarce? You can not evade quantity. You may fly to poetry and music and quantity and number will face you in your rhythms and your octaves.
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John Burdon Sanderson Haldane
My own suspicion is that the universe is not only stranger than we suppose, but stranger than we can suppose.
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Sir Arnold Bax, Farewell my Youth (1943)
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.
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Anatole France
All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves we must die to one life before we can enter another.
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