Rainer Maria Rilke

Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that remains far beyond yours. Were it otherwise, she would never have been able to find these words.

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Alexis Charles Henri Clrel de Tocqueville

America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great.

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H. L. Mencken, Prejudices: Second Series, 1920

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem--neat, plausible, and wrong.

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Jeff Melvoin

That's not painting, that's Paint-By-Numbers. That's therapy for the artistically challenged. That's what they prescribe for cretins in dayrooms.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience.

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Anatole France

The impotence of God is infinite.

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Andre Malraux

Be careful -- with quotations, you can damn anything.

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Woody Allen

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

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Joyce Brothers

The world at large does not judge us by who we are and what we know it judges us by what we have.

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Merle Shain

Friends are like windows through which you see out into the world and back into yourself... If you don't have friends you see much less than you otherwise might.

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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.

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William Safire

Decide on some imperfect Somebody and you will win, because the truest truism in politics is You can't beat Somebody with Nobody.

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