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Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 11
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Anna Freud
I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence, but it comes from within. It is there all the time.
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Nathaniel Hawthorne
Happiness is a butterfly which when pursued is just out of grasp... But if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.
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John Milton
But wherefore thou alone Wherefore with theeCame not all hell broke loose Is pain to themLess pain, less to be fled, or thou than theyLess hardy to endure Courageous chief,The first in flight from pain, hadst thou allegedTo thy deserted host this cause of flight,Thou surely hadst not come sole fugitive.
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Kahlil Gibran
The giving and receiving of pleasure is a need and an ecstasy.
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Hunter S. Thompson, Kingdom of Fear
Being shot out of a cannon is always better than being squeezed through a tube.
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Homer, The Iliad
A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler, one king.
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George Pratt Shultz
Oh, you know. I am secretary of state. My trips aren't successful. I just talk to people.
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Agatha Christie, An Autobiography, 1977
I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of the emotions and of personal relations; and suddenly find - at the age of fifty, say - that a whole new life has opened before you, filled with things you can think about, study, or read about...It is as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you.
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Epictetus, Serendipity
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
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Mao Zedong
All reactionaries are paper tigers.
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J.P. McEvoy
Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
The limitation of riots, moral questions aside, is that they cannot win and their participants know it. Hence, rioting is not revolutionary but reactionary because it invites defeat. It involves an emotional catharsis, but it must be followed by a sense of futility.
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