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Tom Masson
Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college.
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Berthold Auerbach
Only he is free who cultivates his own thoughts, and strives without fear to do justice to them.
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Toni Morrison, American writer (1931-)
As you enter positions of trust and power, dream a little before you speak.
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Bennett Alfred Cerf
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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Arab Proverb
Examine what is said, not him who speaks.
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Richard Nixon, Nixon
The President can bomb anybody he likes.
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Josh Billings
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
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Sir Winston Churchill
Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I find the great thing in this world is, not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.
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Irish Proverb
Good luck beats early rising.
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Jean Baptiste Colbert
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers with the smallest amount of hissing.
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Ayn Rand
America's abundance was not created by public sacrifices to the common good, but by the productive genius of free men who pursued their own personal interests and the making of their own private fortunes.
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