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Silly Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 22
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Booth Tarkington
Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously.
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Lyle Myhur
When they took the 4th Amendment, I was quiet because I didn't deal drugs. When they took the 6th Amendment, I was quiet because I am innocent. When they took the 2nd Amendment, I was quiet because I don't own a gun. Now they have taken the 1st Amendment, and I can only be quiet.
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Marilyn vos Savant
A good idea will keep you awake during the morning, but a great idea will keep you awake during the night.
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Warren Bennis
The leaders I met, whatever walk of life they were from, whatever institutions they were presiding over, always referred back to the same failure something that happened to them that was personally difficult, even traumatic, something that made them feel that desperate sense of hitting bottom--as something they thought was almost a necessity. It's as if at that moment the iron entered their soul that moment created the resilience that leaders need.
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Ernesto Che Guevara
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
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Unknown, Legal Maxim
An act against my will is not my act.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
My strong point, if I have a strong point, is performance. I always do more than I say. I always produce more than I promise.
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S. Weinstein
The chalk marks are transient, the formulas eternal.
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Diogenes the Cynic (412 to 323 B.C.)
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
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James Frank Dobie
Conform and be dull.
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Sir Francis Bacon
The job of the artist is to deepen the mystery.
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William Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", Act 5 scene 1
Truth is truth To the end of reckoning.
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