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Funniest Online Famous Quotations - 179
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Marcel Proust
Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change.
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Jim Horning
Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.
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Charles M. Schultz, Linus in "Peanuts"
Happiness is a warm puppy.
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Frank H. Crane
You often get a better hold upon a problem by going away from it for a time and dismissing it from your mind altogether.
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Francois La Rochefoucauld
The reason why so few people are agreeable in conversation is that each is thinking more about what he intends to say than about what others are saying, and we never listen when we are eager to speak.
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Chinese Proverb
Be not afraid of going slowly; be only afraid of standing still.
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Adam L. Gordon
Life is mostly froth and bubble, Two things stand like stone -- Kindness in another's trouble, Courage in your own.
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Mohandas Ghandi
I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I can only teach you not to bow your heads before any one even at the cost of your life.
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Louis Pasteur, lecture 1854
In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind.
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Larry Wright
If Darwin's theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a can opener by now.
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George Bernard Shaw
It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.
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Albert Einstein
The point is to develop the childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition and to guide the child over to important fields for society. Such a school demands from the teacher that he be a kind of artist in his province.
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