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Joseph Heller, Catch 22
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Arab Proverb
It is good to know the truth, but it is better to speak of palm trees.
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John Stuart Mill, On Liberty
Over one mind and over ones body the individual is sovereign.
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Richard Feynman
There are 1011 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.
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James Joyce
Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
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James Allen
Dream lofty dreams, as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the promise of what you one day shall be: your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.
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Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Talk happiness. The world is sad enough without your woe. No path is wholly rough.
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Bill T. Jones
Living and dying is not the big issue. The big issue is what you're going to do with your time while you are here.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears apples.
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E. B. White
You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove my webs for you because I liked you. After all, what's a life, anyway We're born, we live a little while, we die. A spider's life can't help being something of a mess, with all this trapping and eating flies. By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone's life can stand a little of that.
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Washington Irving
An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.
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Australian Aboriginal Proverb
Those who lose dreaming are lost.
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