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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Online Famous Quotations - 178

Leon Jaworski

From Watergate we learned what generations before us have known our Constitution works. And during Watergate years it was interpreted again so as to reaffirm that no one - absolutely no one - is above the law.


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Thomas J. Watson

All the problems of the world could be settled if people were only willing to think. The trouble is that people very often resort to all sorts of devices in order not to think, because thinking is such hard work.


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Mark A. Clement

Leaders who win the respect of others are the ones who deliver more than they promise, not the ones who promise more than they can deliver.


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Bob Marley, "Three Little Birds" - song "Legend"- album

Don’t worry about a thing, ’cause every little thing gonna be all right.


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Mignon McLaughlin

Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers.


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Douglas Couplan

And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can't ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see the people in your life break one by one. You wonder when your turn is going to be, or if it's already happened.


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Lewis Grizzard

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.


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LaDawnna Burnett (1975 - ), Letters on Ethics

Shame is that intrinstic meter of our own heart to tell us that we have failed to follow our own moral compass.


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Lydia M. Child

Genius hath electric power which earth can never tame.


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Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn

A great writer is, so to speak, a second government in his country. And for that reason no regime has ever loved great writers, only minor ones.


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Daisaku Ideda

With love and patience, nothing is impossible.


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Charles H. Mayo

Worry affects the circulation, the heart, the glands, the whole nervous system. I have never known a man who died from overwork, but many who died from doubt.



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