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Michele Shea
Creativity is...seeing something that doesn't exist already. You need to find out how you can bring it into being and that way be a playmate with God.
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Lou Reed
Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.
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Virgil
Your descendants shall gather your fruits.
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Saskya Pandita
By depending on the great, The small may rise high. See the little plant ascending the tall tree Has climbed to the top.
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Sue Grafton
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
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Cathy Guisewite
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
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William Shakespeare
I wish you well and so I take my leave, I Pray you know me when we meet again.
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Brian Tracy
Develop an attitude of gratitude, and give thanks for everything that happens to you, knowing that every step forward is a step toward achieving something bigger and better than your current situation.
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Laertius Diogenes
Aristotle was once asked what those who tell lies gain by it. Said he, That when they speak truth they are not believed.
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Confucius
To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of courage or of principle.
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Anonymous
I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.
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T. E. Lawrence, The Seven Pillars of Wisdom.
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible. This I did.
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