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Donald J. Adams
There are times when I think that the ideal library is composed solely of reference books. They are like understanding friends-always ready to meet your mood, always ready to change the subject when you have had enough of this or that.
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Jeff Melvoin
Ed, we just witnessed a peaceful transition in government. Do you realize how miraculous that is...Today, tiny Cicely, Alaska, stood up and put another W in the win category for democracy.
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Benjamin Disraeli
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps.
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William Shakespeare
Oft expectation fails, and most oft where most it promises; and oft it hits where hope is coldest; and despair most sits.
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Isaac Asimov
A subtle thought that is in error may yet give rise to fruitful inquiry that can establish truths of great value.
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Bethania McKenstry
I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts.
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Chinese Proverb
Practice no vice because it's trivial... Neglect no virtue because it's so.
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Albert Einstein.
If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, Of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?
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Ayn Rand, Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal, 1966
The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles.
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Anne Rice, Interview with a Vampire
Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves.
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Batman
The Joker Never rub another man's rhubarb.
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Sir Theodore Martin
Work is the true elixir of life. The busiest man is the happiest man.
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