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Spanish Proverb
He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the truth.
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Garry Gamble
Christmas night, stars shine bright, and all the angels are singing. 'The Son of God is Born' Little child, holy child, how I want to be near you, this blessed Christmas night.
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Henry David Thoreau
If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see.
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Henry Ford
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
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Herodotus
Haste in every business brings failures.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Talent, lying in the understanding, is often inherited; genius, being the action of reason or imagination, rarely or never.
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Traditional Indian Saying
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
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The Talmud
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
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Bertrand Russell
The main thing needed to make men happy is intelligence.
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Pastor Martin Niemoller, Congressional Record, October 14, 1968 (Vol. 114, p. 31636)
When Hitler came for the Jews... I was not a Jew, therefore, I was not concerned. And when Hitler attacked the Catholics, I was not a Catholic, and therefore, I was not concerned. And when Hitler attacked the unions and the industrialists, I was not a member of the unions and I was not concerned. Then, Hitler attacked me and the Protestant church — and there was nobody left to be concerned.
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Greek Proverb
To love is nothing. To be loved is something. To love and be loved is everything.
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Marilyn Ferguson
If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me
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