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Sarcastic Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 26
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Victor Hugo
Common sense is in spite of, not the result of, education.
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Anon.
Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heartAnd all my soulI am with youThough I am far away.
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From The Last Goon Show of All
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Samuel Johnson
I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The man is only half himself, the other half is his expression.
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Virgil
They can because they think they can.
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Rabbi Harold Kushner
One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have to to wake up feeling healthy after we have been sick.
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Lord Acton
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern.
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Anouk Aimee, O Magazine, October 2003
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
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Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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Cornelius Tacitus
There can never be a complete confidence in a power which is excessive.
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Jean-Paul Sartre
A writer must refuse to allow himself to be transformed into an institution.
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