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Chinua Achebe
To me, being an intellectual doesn't mean knowing about intellectual issues it means taking pleasure in them.
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Robert Pante
If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
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Winston Churchill
Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.
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Arnold Bennett
Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.
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Tom Stoppard
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.
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Georges Guynemer
If one has not given everything, one has given nothing.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Dogmatism does not mean the absence of thought, but the end of thought.
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Don Delillo
We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming.
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Orson Scott Card
Human beings are free except when humanity needs them.
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Hakim Jami
If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be long before the beard is, by its luxuriant growth, pretending to be the head.
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Chuang-tzu
Great wisdom is generous petty wisdom is contentious. Great speech is impassioned, small speech cantankerous.
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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
We can be knowledgable with other men's knowledge but we cannot be wise with other men's wisdom.
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