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Joseph Conrad
Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life.
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Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince
There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates what others comprehend; and a third which neither comprehends by itself nor by the showing of others; the first is the most excellent, the second is good, and the third is useless.
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Lao Tzu
The heavy is the root of the light. The tranquil is the ruler of the hasty.
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Andre Malraux
The first duty of a leader is to make himself be loved without courting love. To be loved without 'playing up' to anyone - even to himself.
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Unknown
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back to you when you have forgotten how it goes.
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William Hazlitt
To think ill of mankind, and not to wish ill to them, is perhaps the highest wisdom and virtue.
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Honore\' de Balzac
Solitude is fine, but you need someone to tell you that solitude is fine.
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Franklin P. Jones
One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.
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General Douglas MacArthur
Americans never quit.
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Joey Bishop
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
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Robert Hutchins
There is only one justification for universities, as distinguished from trade schools. They must be centers of criticism.
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Publilius Syrus
A good reputation is more valuable than money.
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