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Robert Browning
My business is not to remake myself, But make the absolute best of what God made.
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Kahlil Gibran
Pain and foolishness lead to great bliss and complete knowledge, for Eternal Wisdom created nothing under the sun in vain.
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Charles Dickens
It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird He would have snapped 'em off short in a minute, like sticks of sealing wax.
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Luigi Pirandello
When you say you are in love with humanity, you are well satisfied with yourself.
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"Why" on Quartz
My curiosity is my creativity on the way to discovery.
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C. S. Lewis
There are two kinds of people those who say to God, Thy will be done, and those to whom God says, All right, then, have it your way.
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Job 1414 Bible Hebrew
If a man die, shall he live again All the days of my appointed time will I wait, till my change come.
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George Bernard Shaw
When the world goes mad, one must accept madness as sanity since sanity is, in the last analysis, nothing but the madness on which the whole world happens to agree.
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Richard Bach
Learning is finding out what you already know, Doing is demonstrating that you know it, Teaching is reminding others that they know it as well as you do. We are all learners, doers, and teachers.
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Benjamin Nnamdi Azikiwe
Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it.
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Phillips Brooks
The ideal life is in our blood and never will be still. Sad will be the day for any man when he becomes contented with the thoughts he is thinking and the deeds he is doing -- where there is not forever beating at the doors of his soul some great desire to do something larger, which he knows that he was meant and made to do.
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Thomas Paine
The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.
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