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Noela Evans
Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouthTame the dragon and the gift is yours.
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Thomas Jefferson
Our friendships are precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life;and thanks to a benevolent arrangement of things, the greater part is sunshine.
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Nancy Astor
My vigor, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from.
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Edward Fitzgerald
Leave well - even 'pretty well' - alone that is what I learn as I get old.
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Black Hawk
Courage is not afraid to weep, and she is not afraid to pray, even when she is not sure who she is praying to.
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Louis Gittner
Love builds highways out of dead ends.
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Isaac Bashevis Singer, New York Times Magazine, Mar. 12, 1978
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
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Harriet Lerner
Intimate relationships cannot substitute for a life plan. But to have any meaning or viability at all, a life plan must include intimate relationships.
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James Allen
In all human affairs there are efforts, and there are results, and the strength of effort is the measure of the results.
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Antony Jay / Jonathon Lynn, Sir Humphrey Appleby from the "Yes, Minister" Series
A Cynic is what an Optimist calls a Realist
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Vinny Nayak
At any given point of time, you are exactly what you wanted to be.
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Chuang-tzu
Flow with whatever is happening and let your mind be free. Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate.
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