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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Pericles, from Plutarch, Lives

Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.


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Sophocles

Grief teaches the steadiest minds to waver.


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Karen Horney

Concern should drive us into action, not into a depression.


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Russell Green

The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.


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Ronald Reagan

These young Americans sent a message to terrorists everywhere ... You can run but you can't hide. (On US pilots who captured four terrorists)


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Charles McCabe

Any clod can have the facts having opinions is an art.


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Daniel J. Boorstin

More appealing than knowledge itself is the feeling of knowledge.


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Laurence J. Peter

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.


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Confucius

The superior man...does not set his mind either for anything, or against anything what is right he will follow.


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Chinese Proverb

Dig the well before you are thirsty.


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Publilius Syrus

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.


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Fran Lebowitz

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.



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