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Through the doors of perception Down the corridors of uncertainty Into the room of self doubt Opens the window of opportunity.
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bell hooks
Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books.
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Mark Twain
Why shoudn't truth be stranger than fiction Fiction, after all, has to stick to the possibilities.
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Proverbs 30.8 Bible
Give me neither poverty nor riches.
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Harry S Truman
Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.
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William Wordsworth
Wisdom and spirit of the Universe Thou soul is the eternity of thought That giv'st to forms and images a breath And everlasting motion Not in vain By day or star-light thus from by first dawn Of childhood didst thou intertwine for me The passions that build up our human soul, Not with the mean and vulgar works of man, But with high objects, with enduring things, With life and nature, purifying thus The elements of feeling and of thought, And sanctifying, by such discipline Both pain and fear, until we recognize A grandeur in the beatings of the heart.
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Lord Chesterfield
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
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George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903), Maxims for Revolutionists
Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
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Richard Feynman, Letter to Armando Garcia J, December 11, 1985
I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.
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Asoka
It is forbidden to decry other sects the true believer gives honour to whatever in them is worthy of honour.
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James Agee
Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense.
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French Proverb
Travellers from afar can lie with impunity.
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