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Anton Chekhov
Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be.
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Albert Einstein
A photograph never grows old. You and I change, people change all through the months and years, but a photograph always remains the same. How nice to look at a photograph of mother or father taken many years ago. You see them as you remember them. But as people live on, they change completely. That is why I think a photograph can be kind.
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George William Curtis
I walked beside the evening sea And dreamed a dream that could not be The waves that plunged along the shore Said only Dreamer, dream no more
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LaDawnna Burnett, (1975-), Letters on Ethics
Shame is that intrinsic meter of our own heart to tell us that we have failed to follow our own moral compass.
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Manilius
We are always beginning to live, but are never living.
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Willem de Kooning
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
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Ernest Leroy Boyer
A poor surgeon hurts 1 person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130.
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Bertrand Russell
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
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Sir Thomas More
Friendship demands attention.
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Bion
Though boys throw stones at frogs in sport, the frogs do not die in sport, but in earnest.
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Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist, 1891
But what is the difference between literature and journalism? ...Journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. That is all.
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Vincent Voiture
Fortune is a great deceiver. She sells very dear the things she seems to give us.
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