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Phyllis Bottome
There are two ways of meeting difficulties You alter the difficulties or you alter yourself to meet them.
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Oswald Spengler
This is our purpose: to make as meaningful as possible this life that has been bestowed upon us; to live in such a way that we may be proud of ourselves; to act in such a way that some part of us lives on.
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Lawrence Peter Berra
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Joseph Addison
A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but from the temper of the sufferer.
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Jean de La Fontaine
It is impossible to please all the world and one's father.
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Leigh Hunt
Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how we can turn it into good. So shall we take occasion, from one bitter root, to raise perhaps many flowers.
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Babe Ruth
I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.
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Martha Brooks
When you helped somebody, right away you were responsible for that person. And things always followed for which you were never prepared.
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Saint Francis of Assisi
It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
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Samuel Butler, 1835-1902
The difference between God and the historians consists above all in the fact that God cannot alter the past.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
More light! Give me more light!
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Lily Tomlin
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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