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Beverly Sills
I had found a kind of serenity, a new maturity... I didn't feel better or stronger than anyone else but it seemed no longer important whether everyone loved me or not--more important now was for me to love them. Feeling that way turns your whole life around living becomes the act of giving.
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Charles Caleb Colton
Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.
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Dr. Viktor E Frankl
Everyone has his own specific vocation or mission in life everyone must carry out a concrete assignment that demands fulfillment. Therein he cannot be replaced, nor can his life be repeated, thus, everyone's task is unique as his specific opportunity to implement it.
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Albert Einstein
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
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Elizabeth Harrison
Those who are lifting the world upward and onward are those who encourage more than criticize.
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Russell Baker
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness.
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Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
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Maori Proverb
Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.
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Orison Swett Marden
The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others it is in yourself alone.
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Benjamin Disraeli
The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotation.
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W. Somerset Maugham
There was an immeasurable distance between the quick and the dead they did not seem to belong to the same species and it was strange to think that but a little while before they had spoken and moved and eaten and laughed.
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