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Euripides
A great obstacle to happiness is to anticipate too great a happiness.
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H.L. Mencken
Puritanism The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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Siddha Nagarjuna
Virtues are acquired through endeavor, Which rests wholly upon yourself. So, to praise others for their virtues Can but encourage one's own efforts.
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Socrates, in Plato, Dialogues, Apology
The unexamined life is not worth living for man.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.
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Samuel Goldwyn
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
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God\'s Little Instruction Book
Falling Doesn't Make You a Failure, Staying Down Does.
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Joseph P. Thompson
Real glory springs from the silent conquest of ourselves.
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Jonathan Swift
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
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Saadi, On the Duties of Society
He that has acquired learning and nor practised what he has learnt, is like a man who ploughs but sows no seed.
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Unknown
A library is an arsenal of liberty.
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Thomas Alva Edison
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure.
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