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Funniest Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 19
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Marvin D. Levy
The day a person becomes a cynic is the day he loses his youth.
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Jean Rostand
To be an adult is to be alone.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
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Charles Caleb Colton
Men will wrangle for religion write for it fight for it die for it anything but--live for it.
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Daniel Considine
To get the best out of a man go to what is best in him.
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Julius Irving
I demand more of myself than anyone else could ever expect.
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Pliny the Elder, Natural History
In comparing various authors with one another, I have discovered that some of the gravest and latest writers have transcribed, word for word, from former works, without making acknowledgment.
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George Dana Boardman
The world is dying for want, not of good preaching, but of good hearing.
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Dick Clark
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
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Aristotle, quoted in http://www-gap.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~history/Mathematicians/Pythagoras.html
The Pythagorean ... having been brought up in the study of mathematics, thought that things are numbers ... and that the whole cosmos is a scale and a number.
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Norah Jones
If I make a record I love, then somebody will like it. Maybe not everybody, but that won't matter.
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Krishnamurti
Without freedom from the past, there is no freedom at all, because the mind is never new, fresh, innocent.
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