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Alan Dean Foster "To the Vanishing Point"
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
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Amy Vanderbilt
Do not speak of repulsive matters at table.
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Mack R. Douglas
The achievement of your goal is assured the moment you commit yourself to it.
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Joseph Conrad
All a man can betray is his conscience.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
It is not too strong a statement to declare that this is the way civilizations begin to die ... None of us has the right to suppose it cannot happen here.
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Hermann Hesse
You know quite well, deep within you, that there is only a single magic, a single power, a single salvation...and that is called loving. Well, then, love your suffering. Do not resist it, do not flee from it. It is your aversion that hurts, nothing else.
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Charles Dickens
Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.
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Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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Groucho Marx
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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James Dean
Being an actor is the loneliest thing in the world. You are all alone with your concentration and imagination, and that’s all you have.
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Thomas Jefferson
No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap.
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John Viscount Morley, of Blackburn
It is not enough to do good; one must do it the right way.
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