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Colin Powell
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it.
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Walt Whitman
I have said that the soul is not more than the body, And I have said that the body is not more than the soul, And nothing, not God, is greater to one than one's self is.
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Francois Villon, Ballade des Menus Propres
I know all except myself.
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Louise Suggs
Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don't break your heart, but flirt with the possibility.
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Raymond Chandler
The law isn't justice. It's a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the right buttons and are also lucky, justice may show up in the answer. A mechanism is all the law was ever intended to be.
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William Blake
The glory of Christianity is to conquer by forgiveness.
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Claude M Bristol
Constant and determined effort breaks down all resistence and sweeps away all obstacles.
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Oscar Wilde
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of Little Nell without laughing.
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James Thurber
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
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Unknown
The world pins no medals on you because of what you know, but it may crown you with glory and riches for what you do.
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George Bernard Shaw
He who has never hoped can never despair.
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Francis Joseph Spellman
When you say Yes, say it quickly. But always take a half hour to say No, so you can understand the other fellow's side.
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