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Voltaire, Candide
All is for the best in the best of all possible ways.
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William Hazlitt, on the Pleasure of Hating
A King (as such) is not a great man. He has great power, but it is not his own.
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Real Live Preacher
When life seems chaotic, you don't need people giving you easy answers or cheap promises. There might not be any answers to your problems. What you need is a safe place where you can bounce with people who have taken some bad hops of their own.
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Victor Hugo
Nothing is more powerful than an idea whose time has come.
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Haddon W. Robinson
What worries you masters you.
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Euripides
Second thoughts are ever wiser.
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Edna Ferber
A woman can look book moral and exciting ... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.
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Will Rogers
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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Eli Khamarov
I have found it difficult to endear myself to those who could best positively affect the quality of my life.
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Anonymous
It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.
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Victor Borge
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
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Charles Caleb Colton
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
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