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W. T. Ussery
Stimulate the heart to love, and all other virtues will rise of their own accord.
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Honore de Balzac
No man should marry before he has studied anatomy and dissected the body of a woman.
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Rita Mae Brown
A life of reaction is a life of slavery, intellectually and spiritually. One must fight for a life of action, not reaction.
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Plato
Friends have all things in common.
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Ruth Westheimer
Our way is not soft grass, it's a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upward, forward, toward the sun.
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Philip Caldwell
The important thing to recognize is that it takes a team, and the team ought to get credit for the wins and the losses. Successes have many fathers, failures have none.
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John Gay
Cowards are cruel, but the brave Love mercy, and delight to save.
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Jeanne-Marie Roland
People who know how to employ themselves, always find leisure moments, while those who do nothing are forever in a hurry.
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Calvin Coolidge
The chief business of the American people is business.
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Cyril Connolly
Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice journalism what will be grasped at once.
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Roosevelt, Eleanor
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
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John Wayne
I've always followed my father's advice he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble.
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