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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Online Famous Quotations - 124

Lois McMaster Bujold, Shards of Honor

...tests are a gift. And great tests are a great gift. To fail the test is a misfortune. But to refuse the test is to refuse the gift, and something worse, more irrevocable, than misfortune.


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Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts (1931) "Art and Letters"

The test of a vocation is the love of the drudgery it involves.


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Beah Richards

Both class and race survive education, and neither should. What is education then If it doesn't help a human being to recognize that humanity is humanity, what is it for So you can make a bigger salary than other people


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Bertrand Russell, Marriage and Morals (1929) ch. 19

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.


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The Offspring, Smash

The more you suffer , the more you show you really care.


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Peter McWilliams

To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake of all.


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H. G. Wells

Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature's inexorable imperative.


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Albert Einstein

What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.


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Adolf Hitler

What luck for rulers that men do not think.


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Ingrid Bergman

No form of art goes beyond ordinary consciousness as film does, straight to our emotions, deep into the twilight room of the soul.


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Muriel Clark

Each time we re-read a book we get more out of it because we put more into it a different person is reading it, and therefore it is a different book.


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Mel Brooks

That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.



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