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On Truth and Happiness........ The search is over as we begin.
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Dorothy Parker
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.
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Patrick Henry
Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ruined.
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Dame Rose Macaulay
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
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Ray Kurzweil, The Age of Spiritual Machines: When Computers Exceed Human Intelligence
Take death for example. A great deal of our effort goes into avoiding it. We make extraordinary efforts to delay it, and often consider its intrusion a tragic event. Yet we’d find it hard to live without it. Death gives meaning to our lives. It gives importance and value to time. Time would become meaningless if there were too much of it.
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Benjamin Franklin
If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
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G. H. Lewes, Physiology of Common Life
We must never assume that which is incapable of proof.
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Elizabeth Montagu
I endeavor to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot be glad, content with what cannot be mended and patient when there be no redress.
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Darin Weinberg
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
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Helen Keller
Knowledge is love and light and vision.
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Johann von Goethe
Nothing is as terrible to see as ignorance in action.
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