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Susan Jeffers
We have been taught to believe that negative equals realistic and positive equals unrealistic.
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Cicero
He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason.
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Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
There are days when solitude is a heady wine that intoxicates you with freedom, others when it is a bitter tonic, and still others when it is a poison that makes you beat your head against the wall.
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P. G. Wodehouse, Uneasy Money
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
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Douglas South Wind
You can tell the ideas of a nation by it's advertisements.
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Novalis
There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man.
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John Muir
There is that in the glance of a flower which may at times control the greatest of creation's braggart lords.
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Robert J. Sawyer, "Calculating God", 2000
Honor does not have to be defended.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
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Henry David Thoreau
To regret deeply is to live afresh.
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Vincent Canby
We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident.
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Aristotle, Politics
Man is by nature a political animal.
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