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William Shakespeare
Virtue and genuine graces in themselves speak what no words can utter.
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George
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
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George Orwell, (attributed)
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
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Henry Anatole Grunwald
Home is the wallpaper above the bed, the family dinner table, the church bells in the morning, the bruised shins of the playground, the small fears that come with dusk, the streets and squares and monuments and shops that constitute one's first universe.
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Mary Pettibone Poole
People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.
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Samuel Butler
Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds.
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Jonathan Berry
The tragic mistake of so many in the environmentalist movement is the belief that the rest of the world can afford to hold itself to our expensive green standards.
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Anon.
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Irish Proverb
May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.
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Samuel Johnson
Every quotation contributes something to the stability or enlargement of the language.
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Jeremy Taylor
Mistake not. Those pleasures are not pleasures that trouble the quiet and tranquillity of thy life.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
America is not merely a nation but a nation of nations.
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